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Really,
you just have to say woot woot every now and then and your
their!! Cute as a button. Girl have been being cute since the dawn of time, or the time of Dawn, i cant remember. Was it really Dawn that invented cuteness? Was Eve not so cute? Anyway. Getting dates is easier if your cute. And to get cute as a button is really easy. All you have to do is marry Mr Cute. And thats as easy as clicking this awesome link for marrying the most eligable batchelor in the universe.
So, to get cute all you have to do is be cute. That means that if your ugly then there is no chance or hope that you will ever be cute. Oh well, best to get it clear at the beginning. Dont want you reading all this and actually believing that awesome yummy cuteness doesnt come from fantastic breeding.
Assuming you are already naturally cute, getting cute is as easy as looking in the mirror and saying 'woop wopp!!! Im really cute!!!!'. And its fun too. You can then go outside and hop and skip and sing the cute song. Then you can marry Mr Cute and live happily ever after.
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